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noonelovesmeimalonelol:

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momunofu:

I’ve seen the horrible things blogging can do to a man

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don’t be like me, kid

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conveys:

i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn’t my own voice omg whose is it

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umrobably:

fine, do it 

give me a blowjob

see if i care

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familyfriendlyurl:

when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek

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